IPL aur Match Fixer

Kis kis ko kharidun main, sab ke sab Bike hue hain,

Retirement ke baad aaj bhi IPL main tike hue hain,

Baal jhad gaye, daant gir gaye par gaya na inka josh,

IPL main paise kamane ko sab ke sab hain madhosh

 

"Matthew Hayden" Madrasi hain, kabhi dhyaan nahi aaya,

"Gilcrist", "Gibbs" ko Hyderabad main dekh kar sar chakraya,

"Akshay Kumar" ji "Firozshah Kotla" main Rassi par Fisle,

Devdas "Shahrukh khan" bhi aakhirkar Bangali hi Nikle

 

Kis player pe dao lagaun main, bada Confusion hai bhai,

"Preity Zinta" ne Smile ke zarie "Yuvraj" se six lagayi,

Cheer Leader's ke kapdo ne kiya "Afridi" ko Distract,

Hasina dekh kar bhul gaye wo "Murlitharan" ka spin attack

 

Iska bhi samjh nahi aata ki aakhir public hai kis oor,

Local team ke harne par bhi machate hain khoob shor,

Kisi ko bhi pata nahi kaun hai is team ka khiladi,

"Katrina Kaif" dekhne aayi hai Banglore ki junta saari

 

"Harbhajan" ne josh main aakar "Srishanth" ko diya chanta,

"Lalit Modi" ne "Preity" impression ke liye "Bhajji" ko danta,

Match ke beach main "Eden Gardens" ki lights ho gaye Gull,

Actually ticket bechte "Shahrukh" gaye the bulbs check karna bhul

 

"Lalit Modi" ne kaha "Kapil" ki ICL hai Paise kamane ka zariya,

Jabki BCCI ki IPL to sirf hai ek Promotion of Cricket badhiya,

"Mukesh Ambani" ki "Mumbai Indians" hi hai ek team Hindustani,

Jaise baaki sab franchizy teams hain Chini, Japani ya Pakistani

 

Kya ajeeb circus hai yeh, kya hai yeh Tamasha

Foreign players par hi hai kyon tiki sabki asha,

Indian players kab IPL main apna khel dikhyenge,

Kab Dada aur Dravid bhi T20 main century banenge

 

Kab aenge "Sachin" apni Mumbai team ko bachane,

Kab honge "Laxman" Hyderabad ke captain sayane,

Kab hogi Janta ke dilon main teams ke prati loyalty,

Kab hum "Match Fixers" kharid payenge Players ki Royalty